Glastonbury..

I just made this for glastonbury, also made one

for the lovely katie p and ismay o-l..

i'll make you one too for a fiver..

say hello to...

You know when pet owners call their pets the most stupid fucking names??

introducing..Beyonce

You can call her Bayoney, B, Beon, or whatever..

iphones are rubbish

Facing facts' i know that apple products are good, but the

iphone c'mon, it shouts out "i'm a fucking hipster dickhead look at me

with my thousands of apps, who cares if i'm spending £45 a month

on this revolutionary piece of technology.. I look totally fuckable, yahh."

This pimped out gold blackberry on the other hand..

£20 a month and I look like the queen of tacky shit..

(The look I generally aim to achieve)

"Back of the net."

I lost my mind..